Being in a relationship is one the best feelings to have ever existed. It's like you feel butterflies in your tummy, everything makes you happy, nothing can ruin your mood and life seems to an epitome of perfection. Until you start invading your potential better half's privacy and space with constant ridiculous questions to bug him, leading him to run away from you. Men are pretty sorted in their heads and they can't even imagine the kind of sorcery that goes on our head 24x7.
So ladies, let's be empathetic towards our men and not bombard them with silly questions that they won't even have a justified answer for, because your questions won't make enough sense. So here's a list of those questions no girl should ask her boyfriend no matter how candid you are with each other.
P.S.- Make sure you refrain yourself from asking these questions to him as long as you don't wanna piss him off!
How much do you love me?
I know we have a habit of poking our boyfriends with this infamous question we would love to get an answer for. But honestly, it's not a guys forte to answer that one. They would do anything to prove their love for you, except for answering this question for you. Honestly, this only makes you look lame.
Would you give up your hobby and spend time with me instead?
If you aim to piss him off and are not interested in a long term relationship, then go ahead with this. Otherwise, don't cut him off from the world. Don't bind him!
Do you masturbate? How often?
The fact – almost all men jack off, even if they have a happy sexual life. It's how they are but they definitely wouldn't want to be asked about their masturbating habits.
Are your parents going to stay with us after marriage?
NEVER ever ask this question! Full stop!
Are you in yet?
Men don't like to be questioned about their dicks; especially when they are making love.
If you were to choose between me and your best friend, who would it be?
Unless you are ready for a blunt response, don't dare ask this question!
If your ex-girlfriend wanted you back, would you leave me for her?
What kind of a question is that? And why would you ask such a thing? Isn't the answer an obvious "NO"? Not everything needs to come from the horse's mouth.
If there was one thing you would want to change about me, what would it be?
Come on, do you think he will say it to your face? He doesn't need a melodrama to be following this question, provided he comes out too honest for your expectations.
What lengths can you go to in order to prove your love for me?
What do you want him to say? He ain't an actor in a Bollywood movie boasting his star-plucking prowess.
Men, unlike women, are not calculative. They don't quantify when they love you truly. It is next to impossible for him to actually point out that one thing about you that he loves the most. Even if he fell for your smile first, it is no longer the focal point of love for him. And he knows if he does point it out, you would bombard him with more questions like "My smile is the only thing you like about me?", "that's it?", "What about my eyes?", "….annndddd?".
We can still be friends, right?
If he has loved you with all his heart, then "being friend-zoned" will not be easy for him. A man can either be "your man" or "nothing", never in between. You have broken his heart and it is gonna take some time for him to get over you. Let him recuperate from the loss and not continue missing you.
Can you leave all your wealth and property for me?
This calculation is not understandable for men.
Would you date or marry someone else if I died?
Imagine this question being put forth to you, now what would your answer be? Hmmmmm, difficult, isn't it?
Do you remember the date we first kissed?
Expecting him to remember your birthday and anniversary is justified, but your first kiss anniversary, first hug anniversary, first sex anniversary are a bit too much. Oh, unless he is a human calendar!
How many women have you slept with?
If you want to make him feel awkward and are open to be lied to, then shoot this question.
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